"Peg and I know the secrets of the Friend Zone. We have lived there quite happily together for some time. So whenever you feel like dying, Normal Terran Bro, feel free to visit."
Seriously. Every last one of my long-term relationships came out of the Friend Zone. I don't get this concept of "we can't live side by side so I guess I hate you forever now and never want to see you again."
Except Vashra. She's a crazy bitch. But I completely blame Texas for that one. T'was nothing left of her. :p