Oh, what the hell. It's going to be a long workday. Got any questions for #TMITuesday?
@Austin_Dern I'm not sure, but it's got an SCP number.
The copy on the box is all in indecipherable glyphs. The graphic design is still all urgently colorful & overly photoshopped, like normal.
The box is completely empty except for a toy, and a faint memory impression of having recently eaten something sticky-fakey-sweet and vaguely fruity. The aftertaste is alternately cloying and bitter and lingers for months.
Ads air exclusively during Candle Cove. All involve lurid G-rated spacezebra TF.