https://awoo.space/media/m4JtKjAdTDTn8iWmiFM
Kidnapped by the Clelands from Blue Ruin... and rescued by the cast of Comedy Bang Bang.
It was nice knowing you all.
(My other options were Fargo and, if you count intro clips on Youtube as "watching a TV show," um, Bunnicula. This was not fated to go well.)
@zebratron2084 kidnapped by Fargo: WELL FUCK
rescued by Bunnicula: ummmm how would that even work? XD
@green yeah, i mean, strictly speaking wasn't the whole plot of bunnicula that he didn't actually do much of anything to start with?
@zebratron2084 as I remember it, Bunnicula was... the plot token, rather than an active character, through almost the entire story; it was the cat and dog that did all the things. (I will never not giggle when thinking of "pounding a steak through his heart" in the kitchen late at night) so unless you can be rescued by a rabbit sucking all the juice out of vegetables, you're kinda boned. XD WOOD CHIPPER TIME
@green And nah, I'd be fine! I realized that it's actually very easy to survive a Coen Brothers film: just get REAL Lawful Good, REAL fast, and stand the fuck out of everybody's way if a large sum of money shows up. And don't sleep with a covetous lunatic. >_>;
*stares at @anthracite*
Uh-oh.
@zebratron2084 @green lunatic, yes. Covetous? Meh. I got my hoard. I don’t need to run around after another one.
@anthracite @green Never mind the doubloons, I'm talking about ME! :O
@zebratron2084 @anthracite *snickersnickerlol*