https://awoo.space/media/m4JtKjAdTDTn8iWmiFM

Kidnapped by the Clelands from Blue Ruin... and rescued by the cast of Comedy Bang Bang.

It was nice knowing you all.

#DammitSlowJoey

(My other options were Fargo and, if you count intro clips on Youtube as "watching a TV show," um, Bunnicula. This was not fated to go well.)

@zebratron2084 kidnapped by Fargo: WELL FUCK

rescued by Bunnicula: ummmm how would that even work? XD

@green yeah, i mean, strictly speaking wasn't the whole plot of bunnicula that he didn't actually do much of anything to start with?

@zebratron2084 as I remember it, Bunnicula was... the plot token, rather than an active character, through almost the entire story; it was the cat and dog that did all the things. (I will never not giggle when thinking of "pounding a steak through his heart" in the kitchen late at night) so unless you can be rescued by a rabbit sucking all the juice out of vegetables, you're kinda boned. XD WOOD CHIPPER TIME

@green And nah, I'd be fine! I realized that it's actually very easy to survive a Coen Brothers film: just get REAL Lawful Good, REAL fast, and stand the fuck out of everybody's way if a large sum of money shows up. And don't sleep with a covetous lunatic. >_>;

*stares at @anthracite​*

Uh-oh.