Considering a parody of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure where all the stands are inspired by shitty, creepy 1970's AM radio, and their hosts are all wobbly Travis Bickle-y mall ninja types who taunt each other over a magic CB.
"Sad Eyes." "Seasons in the Sun." "Lonely Boy." "Cat in the Cradle." "Hey 19." "Chevy Van." "Afternoon Delight." "Muskrat Love." "Superstar." "Rosanna." "Summer Breeze." "Mandy."
No powers whatsoever except for wistful sighs, perfect hair, and just generally being Smooth.