Still a little mad at the world and frustrated at my "fellow travelers," so...

Here I come at you with an earworm and a pair of tweezers, all Ricardo Montalban-like.

ENJOY AN ETERNAL TORMENT OF SMOOTHNESS, BITCHES.

youtube.com/watch?v=Wx7_ZQl2yo

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(Also something about the physical properties of those C's gives me fucking nightmares and I hope they do the same to you, largely-humanoid filth. :D )

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