current vital statistics:
hair color: brown
weight: 250 lbs
shoe size: 13
nationality: Italian-American
gender: um why the fuck are you so interested in this superficial stuff anyhow
sex: no seriously can't we discuss my personality or something
orientation: dude what the fuck do you just want me to drop my pants and fuck somebody in front of you
ok are you hungry: yes thank you for asking
preferred cuisine: pho
who's paying: you
@zebratron2084 This reminds me a lot of the Scruff dating app, which deffinitely asks a lot of questions that make one go "wait, why do you want to know this?"