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If I could do anything in the world to accommodate my current mood, anything at all, I would get a black-market liposuction and then promptly refill the resulting cavity with 80 lbs. of assorted pastries, eaten in the attic room of a sumptuous Alpine ski lodge, with the windows wide open, while shaking my fist to the heavens and shouting things like "HUMANS ARE BASTARDS AND THEIR GODS ARE BUMBLING MORONS" between bites.
mood (~)
@zebratron2084 Honestly that sounds rad.
(Of course, pastries/baked goods are my personal catnip, so...)