mild parallax spoilers; torturing my children
I'm sorry, Kurt. I didn't WANT "Warm Leatherette" to come up on the playlist when I started planning out your action scene, but what's done is done, and there was always a bit of JG Ballard hero to you to begin with. Please take comfort in knowing that I love you, Noah loves you, you're gorgeous, you will live again, and you will leave a HELL of a sexy smear across the control panels.