Thanks, everybody. Between the hugwave, some unexpected My Bloody Valentine on a PA system, and a Random Small Pettable Dog at the dispensary, I'm doing okay again.
(Well, that and a whole lot of news-related schadenfreude but maybe I'll talk about that behind a CW. :) )
@zebratron2084 *sends hugs your way with apologies for lateness*
You're a hella good tigress. ♥️ 🐯
@mawr Yeah, but look at what tigers do for a living. What exactly does "good tiger" constitute? Do I need to hide the pile of antelope skulls before the judging commission gets here? Am I really a good tiger... or just good at tigering? O:)
(Thanks, mawr. You've been a tremendous help to me at several key points through all this and I'm sorry I've withdrawn a bit. If you ever want/need any help Jack-wrangling let me know, 'cause that's just the kind of unselfish person I am. *corgo-luv* ;D )
@zebratron2084 Nobody lives a good life without hurting others. It's what we do after the fact that defines us. ^^
(Of course, hon- it's all good. ♥️ And you're welcome to come over and meet Jack any time you like. ^^)
Now that's just silly. There are plenty of ways of telling if you're a good tiger or not! There's Boozfood qvizzes and everything! Why, just by answering a few simple questions, we can determine this right away!
Do you floss after each mauling?
Are your number of stripes even, odd, or both?
How much sunlight is too much for snoozing in?
How would you rate the deliciousness of your tester (on a scale from lentils to salesmen)?
@zebratron2084 *is now intensely curious* o_____o