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@daggertooth@monsterpit.net Isn't the Kobold class a sister class of the Dragon class?

@vahnj I should not dip them into a barrell full of tea, right? 🤔​

Fallout: New Vegas 

Who would have thought that running into the KSR prison with 40 dynamite alone on level 2 would be a bad idea?!

uspol (-) 

@literorrery Well, I was called a "pinnacle of what is annoying about Europeans" by some American, because I criticise everything, even America, and many Americans don't seem to like that.

I wonder, how much do Americans criticise their own country? At least, here in Germany, everyone is shitting on everything Germany provides and the country constantly increases her quality.

uspol 

@anthracite do you really think he could reach the nuclear codes with his tiny tiny hands?

I figured out how to really use a fridge! You have been told lies all along:
1st: reach into fridge and get soft drink
2nd: open fridge
3rd: close fridge

nsfw 

Japanese fanfic:

Having a one night stand with a girl but the girl was a kitsune spirit all along. (or a zoroark)

That moment when I see the ad "COMMISSIONS OPEN!" by some random furry and I think:

Who the heck are you and why should I give you my money?

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