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What are those snowflakes on 4chan doing again? xD

Hey, @Gargron​, will you attend the next Chaos Communication Congress?

Could we have such user countbots for every instance? xD I love it

@AdalwinAmillion Probably never. They dont want us to know how they manage to listen on our conversations even when they app is closed :P ?

Tell me when that Open Source Facebook is available

Do you know why Thoth has such a long beak? So he can pick the lock for the room you are hiding in and lecture you about your bad behaviour!

@AdalwinAmillion *is actually neither a communist, neither a socialist*

Dont kill me :P

I just read on twitter that "Liberal communists" are using Mastodon. Who of you Marxists is embracing capitalism? D:

If your RimWorld game does not load 2 minutes then you do not belong to the cool dudes :P

Please direct your friends to joinmastodon.org or another instance of your choice like octodon.social, toot.cat or toot.cafe, etc. mastodon.social is "default" choice for a lot of people and it's getting kinda hammered right now.

This is the ULTIMATE Mastodon layout. You may not know it, but this is what peak performance looks li

104,728 accounts
+591 in the last hour
+5,386 in the last day
+8,112 in the last week

I will tease everyone I see who speaks French, parce que qui parlerait cette langue ? :D c'est très fou

I wonder why people put their sexuality onto their profiles 🤔​

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