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What are the requirements to be a programmer?

You need to have already lost faith in any god; because believe, you will during your job.

Good morning! I just offended some Northern French guy by wishing him Happy Holidays 🤔​

NSFW Military 

Who the fuck are those Furries wanking their little Johnnies off to fucking military themed furry porn?

"Christmas" 

Aaaaaand it looks like my family did not even bother to ask me IF I wanted something. Now I acquired a lot of useless trash that takes up space in my cupboard or my wardrobe, wow, thanks.

And no, I do not seem to have enough empathy to get this whole gifting thing. I don't know what I should be more depressed about: My family not bothering to actually ask me, or resorting to buy trash I don't need, want or even have space for; thus being trapped in this whole commerce hell.

When you toot in the coming days, remember that not everyone's feeling the spirit of the season, so please use the CW feature liberally! Also remember to tag food.
Hope you're doing well, please take care of yourself!

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I wrote the most German program I could think of.

Okay, I just changed my profile look a bit with whatever i found in my folders and holy shit what have I created

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