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Okay, what happened to the usercount bot? So many users joined, THEY BROKE THAT BOT.

press F to pay respect

Alcohol 

A drinking game: You have to watch Fox News and everytime they say "What about..." you have to drink a pint.

I mean, I could start that default legend about all instance admins being nazis, like about the mods on Reddit. But that would not fit here because there ARE no nazis on these instances. It's so damn nazi free, I love it. Saying that would be like showing me the periodic table of elements; pointing on Argon, asking me what that is and me replying: "CUPCAKE!"

I does not fit at all and is extremely out of place.

"You learn other languages, which underlines that you are not a Frenchman. " A buddy of mine to me in Spanish class.

Instance admins don't exist, they are all Clippy the Paperclip

We need a language with Phoenix Wright ASCII art comments

In Germany, our adventskalender consists of daily potatos.

The AfD once asked the city of Aachen whether or not they pay antifa; their response was basically: no, but they are antifascist, just like the german attitude; that means so are we. so please heck off, thanks.

My school is so leftist, some dude put anti AfD stickers everywhere

are instance admins even real people? 🤔​ Or are they just dragons pretending to be cats pretending to be humans on the internet?

Opus Magnum 

Opus Magnum Adeptus Est.

In Germany, there are people who think Antifa is is either a company, a union or a registered society. Or all three at once

Looks like we are too much of a furry trash pile for raccoon emojis

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