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@dimduning CUTTLEFISH ARE MASTERS OF CAMOUFLAGE BUT THE MALES AND FEMALES HAVE DIFFERENT DEFAULT SKIN PATTERNS FOR GENDER EXPRESSION SO DURING MATING SEASON THE SMALLER MALES WILL CHANGE THEIR SKIN PATTERNS TO MATCH THAT OF A FEMALE'S SO THEY CAN SNEAK PAST THE BIGGER MALES TO GET CLOSER TO THE FEMALE

THEY EVEN HAVE SUCH CONTROL OVER THEIR SKIN THAT THEY CAN PRESENT AS MALE ON THE HALF FACING A FEMALE WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY PRESENTING AS MALE ON THEIR OTHER HALF THAT'S FACING TOWARDS ANOTHER MALE

i still havent waatched this weeks maid dragon episode. O.O

ive been thinking "awoo" is the sound wolves and dogs make....

So is awoo.space a wolf or a mastodon pretending to be a wolf.

I have this image in my head of a mastodon with a wolf fursona and fursuit.

This is totally an important and serious question!

I just want o say i love all the anarchists that helped protest and disrupt the anti-trans bus in America. That was awesome!

Mastodon has confirmed for me need to clone and bring back the woolly mammoths so they can roam the frozen north

45 minutes my lap is on fire she is radiating heat and pleasure.

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she knows if she approaches me and stands to the right of my desk chair ill lift her into my lap.

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My heart melts everytime my kitty comes for cuddles

I now have a sudden urge to play pokemon. wish me luck.

Awkward trans moment 

Some one told me today that my voice mail message hadn't been updated. it was in dead name and old voice. Sooooooo embarrassing, my phone betrayed me and was outing me.

Also then had to go through the trauma of recording and listening to my voice to set new voice mail message.

Cats are really thoughtful and considerate to their human friends. Mine will come and snuggle with my at any hour but will especially come for cuddles if she senses im depressed or feeling down.

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Sometimes i wanna post something on twitter but it is hard to adjust back to 140 characters, Mastodon's 500 characters has spoiled me with nuance.

My cat has resumed her courting rituals with the heater.

She is currently conducting the brain melt technique.

anxiety 

why does meeting with people who have authority over me, trigger my anxiety so much. Like i really would like to not have to spend the rest of my day with an anxiety migraine.

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i really need to drink a rainbow right now, double strength please and dont skimp in the pickle

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