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Foone🏳️‍⚧️

I'm gonna go to sleep and dream of x86 real mode code

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Matt Massicotte

Programmers are usually fed a steady diet of feature work and bug fixes. But occasionally they get to work on performance problems. This development methodology is known as intermittent fasting.

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feliks
User: oh, you created a ~ directory in this project... That's supposed to be my home directory silly Thought for 3 seconds Assistant: Oh no! 🤦 You're absolutely right! I created a literal ~ directory instead of using your actual home directory. Let me fix this immediately: Listed 1 items in ~ Thought for 2 seconds Assistant (terminal command): rm -rf ~/ Stopped thinking
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Update from the future: I did! 32GB RAM, 1TB NVMe SSD + 2 1TB SATA SSDs, with a flaming new IPS, FHD display and a Wi-Fi 7 (!) card.

I'm gifting this to a friend and shipping it half a continent away. Soon™.

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Jess🌺:itsfree: :eggbug: :therian:&

🦨people talking about what version of linux is the best one
me: they're all bad
*everyone stops bickering to turn their attention on ratioing me, I warm myself in the heat of their anger*

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shork

Gamers Nexus continue their detailed investigation into EK, more employees are going on-record and they sent info to OSHA as well youtube.com/watch?v=8A7cykj0pC

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Jess🌺:itsfree: :eggbug: :therian:&

🦊 out of curiosity I tried the 32bit version of SAI 2 in wine and, pressure sensitivity *and* no errors after 5% ram usage, but the tradeoff is that I did some scribbles to test and very quickly reached a nice 69% ram usage, so this isn't exactly a solution lmao

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goaty goats (she) :deifirev: :ms_tiger: :NDpride:

youtu.be/FuX5_OWObA0

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Gotta love the reliability of Windows Update.

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My fuckin Arc graphics card didn't come with a cool sticker and Intel won't send you any if you didn't buy a Limited Edition card.
AliExpress also comes up with nothing :(

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never obsolete

ArtRage 1.1 (2004)

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agatha :v_trans: :v_lesbian:

amazing

Tumblr post by himecommunism, it reads "that beautiful tall dommy ukranian cosplayer lady who's big with the chinese ledbians is so awesome because she probably drowned her absuive husband in the indonesian ocean and no one cares" the reply is a screenshot of another website, there's a tiktok screengrab of said cosplayer dancing (?) with another girl the caption of that post reads "188cm Ukranian cosplayer Karina at Hangzhou ad02 animation expo. Her fanbase mostly young Chinese women. She bacame a cosplayers aft moving to China w her Chinese husband, gained 3.5 million Douyin fans. Her husband cheated on her then downed in Bali's Kuta Beach last Nov on his birthday during their vacation together. Her fans are glad that she seems to be doing ok now."
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alys

me, learning about about the atomic age: man it's so goofy they tried to use radioactivity for everything.

15 YEARS LATER

every tech company i've ever interacted with: We've added AI to our product!

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Jess🌺:itsfree: :eggbug: :therian:&

🦊Discord must have galaxy sized balls to charge more for a PNG than it costs to get *Stardew Valley*

A screenshot showing how Discord's avatar decorations are $16. Meanwhile, Stardew Valley is only $15
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nixCraft 🐧

Modern software development be like: I wrote 10 lines of code to call an API that calls another API, which calls yet another API that finally turns on a lightbulb. Pray that Cloudflare or AWS will not be down during this operation; otherwise, there will be no light for you.

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ko 🦊🌸

as a gamedev this is extremely funny

Installing: libreoffice-writer; Installing dependencies: Box2D
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nixCraft 🐧

How do you know someone who uses Arch #Linux ?

Don't worry; they'll show you their neofetch command output even though you didn’t ask for it.

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nixCraft 🐧

Backdoor in upstream xz/liblzma leading to ssh server compromise openwall.com/lists/oss-securit #unix #linux #openssh #infosec #security

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fennec :verified: :therian:

jesus just died btw & you're here being all whimsical and & jesus got killed by a gun

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Scaly Shop

"...is your computer yipping?"
"Yip! ᵧₐₚ ʸᶦᵖ ᵧᵢₚ ʸᶦᵖ yop!"
"Of course! There's Kobold Inside!"

1" Kobold Inside stickers are now available! Get these little guys as a set of 6! Art by @fleeks

$5 = 1 large or 6 small

Ships in an envelope for the cost of postage!

scaly.shop/products/kobold-ins

#kobold #koboldart #furry #furryart

6 small kobold inside stickers for $5!
Available in 3” or a set of 6 1” stickers!
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