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Just saw someone on the road with the vanity plate “use vim” and 10/10

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To the programmer, sympathetically: what's wrong, did the computer do exactly what you asked it to again? 🤔

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elon musk runs twitter like wheatley runs aperture laboratories

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I love Android programming. I love how upgrading Gradle, Java, Flutter or its plugins never breaks anything. I love how I can just jump into my project as soon as I launch the IDE.
(to be fair it's my fault for obsessing over the latest libraries and versions even if i don't need them)

I still can't get used to having my Switch docked at all times. All documentation and anecdotes point to it being okay to do but I still feel like the battery's gonna get fucked up way quicker if I do so.

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Me sowing (bugs by programming): Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping (bugs by writing tests): Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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I think I've had at least one active delivery on AliExpress since mid-2021.
I have a problem.

I love how Ubuntu is THE meme caption font

I was JUST ABOUT to start being productive and I just got this headache that doesn't really hurt but it makes me feel barfy and tired and like i Don't Wanna Be for a few hours.
It wasn't even screentime. I've been doing other things for like 5 hours, what?

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aperture hand lab + aperture desk job = aperture hand job

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before I eep, a thought:

xenia the fox is an open source girlfriend

she's everyone's girlfriend, I think,

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