Crowned Rat @CrownedRat@awoo.space

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online Considering that Beto was gifted partial ownership of a mall by his mom, I'm thinking he's going to be involved in a series of wacky hijinks as he, along with a cast of other doomed political misfits, try to save their beloved shopping center.

@Leucrotta Same. I read all the dragonlance books and I just don't get why people like it.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online Joachim Firebird's "Ha-Ha Man"

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online I would download every late-night infomercial gadget from the 80's and 90's.

Finally managed to draw Niky the Ninja's face in a way that I like. Ain't he cute?

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online Rick Perry made me commission art of himbos buying Wonder Bread™.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online I am Banky and my magnum opus is a stencil of Thanos, but blue and his chin is red-white like the American flag. Instead of he Infinity Gems, the gems say "NUKES".

Also, I have a concept.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online Emotional Support Courtroom Artist. If I'm going to hurt, I want it immortalized in a series of quick sketches.

@Leucrotta As dwarves are seen as men of the mountains, I've been thinking about making their cultures mirror a more fantastic version of mountain cultures we have on earth. I'm focusing mostly on Incan and Tibetan cultures.

@Leucrotta Well if you want someone to talk to, hmu!

@Leucrotta I know it's his last name, but it's not like "the Hoff". Shat is a very.. shall we say intense.. conjugated verb.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online Thanks to your latest barking point, now I know William Shatner has an app called Shatoetry. Shat. Oetry.

Because Wizards of the Coast wasn't going to provide it, I went along and made a flat png version of the symbol of the Dusk Rose and a black-only one as well.
Feel free to turn them into stickers, tats or use them in your art.

@Leucrotta They're adorable!

@Leucrotta Relistening to the songs over and over again.

@Leucrotta We're here, we're were!

@Leucrotta They will watch you poop.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online
It's the plot of Black Panther but instead of vibranium it's a golden dust that's "dangerously cheesy".

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Post-credits scene has Chester at a bar. The TV behind him has a ticker describing the fall of a Mexican drug cartel by someone the locals call "el bandito".

In walks a dapper man with a bowtie and the most glorious moustache. "Mr. Cheetah, I am Mr. Pringle", he says. "You've been summoned to the ranch."

"What ranch?", Chester asks.

"Why, the Cool Ranch".