Crowned Rat @CrownedRat@awoo.space

Ultrasonic Rat Noises is a great name for a band.

I don't want to clean the house today. I just want to lay in bed and sleep.

You can take the furry out of the MUCK but you can't take the MUCK out of the furry.

I wonder if anyone has already named their bakery "House of Pain".

If you're interested in my ofris, I put together a small document detailing this strange new race. It's setting-agnostic because I see these plant mimics in all sorts of genres.
Please enjoy and you're welcome to add them to your game.
https://a.monsterpit.net/media_attachments/files/002/092/253/original/29381ef5717df26e.pdf

Thank you, fortune cookie. I needed that pick-me-up.

I was so happy that it was Friday the 13th, but alas. Curse you, Thursdays!

And here's his backstory!

Realized I never uploaded Malvin's character sheet to Mastodon. Let's fix this right now.

Presenting Malvensaatskin a.k.a. Malvin, the feypact warlock and heir apparent to the title of Goblin King.

Garbage Lies: "The older you get, the more you'll vote conservative."

Pure Truth: "The older you get, the more you'll appreciate dwarf beards."

No cops at Pride.

Posting new art on DeviantArt feels so weird.

Man, posting on DeviantArt in 2019 feels so weird.

In Ravnica, you can sometimes find graffiti that only says "AAAA". Some say it's the city crying for justice. Others say it's the Rakdos writing the last words of their victims.
It really means "All Azorious Are Assholes". #ACAB

Just in time before War of the Spark comes out I made a card-worthy illustration of my planeswalkersona, Ikko Firewords. Of course he'd be in Ravnica, swaying all who listen to fight against the tyranny of Bolas.

Wish I could go back to sleep but can't. Who's awake at this hour? HMU and let's talk.