Crowned Rat @CrownedRat@awoo.space

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online My Straight Camp room is the mancave library. It includes:
- DVDs organized by director: From "Scorsese" to "Tarantino".
- Framed Playboy and Soldier of Fortune magazines on the walls.
- Ceiling mural by Rob Liefeld.
- Jukebox with nothing but Journey.
- Tactical La-Z-Boys.
- Vending machine full of Slim Jims.

This is the closest I've gotten to a smooth, "professional" version of the Dusk Rose symbol. I have it in SVG format and I'd be happy to send it to anyone interested in further cleaning it up. Just DM me.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online My pitch to Lev Pamas is an inverted Third Temple situated atop the Dome of the Rock. I call it Templevania!

This boycotting YouTube is hard. I'm surprised at how much of my daily life was spent tuned to it.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online I ran my Papa John's Ultra Binge Simulation and after 50 pizzas.. What? Papajon is evolving!

*music* Congratulations! Your Papajon evolved into Pizza the Hutt!

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online You asked if Disney had worked with Wernher von Braun. The answer is REPEATEDLY! https://youtu.be/eXIDFx74aSY

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online my obscure Disney TV special is "Professor Paperclip: The Wonderful and Whimsical World of Science with Wernher von Braun."

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online Considering that Beto was gifted partial ownership of a mall by his mom, I'm thinking he's going to be involved in a series of wacky hijinks as he, along with a cast of other doomed political misfits, try to save their beloved shopping center.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online Joachim Firebird's "Ha-Ha Man"

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online I would download every late-night infomercial gadget from the 80's and 90's.

Finally managed to draw Niky the Ninja's face in a way that I like. Ain't he cute?

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online Rick Perry made me commission art of himbos buying Wonder Bread™.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online I am Banky and my magnum opus is a stencil of Thanos, but blue and his chin is red-white like the American flag. Instead of he Infinity Gems, the gems say "NUKES".

Also, I have a concept.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online Emotional Support Courtroom Artist. If I'm going to hurt, I want it immortalized in a series of quick sketches.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online Thanks to your latest barking point, now I know William Shatner has an app called Shatoetry. Shat. Oetry.

Because Wizards of the Coast wasn't going to provide it, I went along and made a flat png version of the symbol of the Dusk Rose and a black-only one as well.
Feel free to turn them into stickers, tats or use them in your art.

@BarkingPoints@snouts.online
It's the plot of Black Panther but instead of vibranium it's a golden dust that's "dangerously cheesy".

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Post-credits scene has Chester at a bar. The TV behind him has a ticker describing the fall of a Mexican drug cartel by someone the locals call "el bandito".

In walks a dapper man with a bowtie and the most glorious moustache. "Mr. Cheetah, I am Mr. Pringle", he says. "You've been summoned to the ranch."

"What ranch?", Chester asks.

"Why, the Cool Ranch".

Ultrasonic is the Furry equivalent of Spanish.

*Screams in Ultrasonic*