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the smallest salamander genome is 5x the length of the human genome

@Laskeri@sleeping.town theyre weird salamanders with no back legs

@Laskeri@sleeping.town its the greater siren they can be. as big as your arm lol

food shitpost 

thinking about a vietnamese-mexican restaurant called Vietnachos

plastic straws psa, disability 

ahhh this video (with closed captions!!) is a really really good breakdown of the problems with banning plastic straws and the on-request-if-you're-really-disabled policies and such.

youtube.com/watch?v=4IBH0pcKzl

on this note just a small reminder that in america, the ADA has been around for 28 years and is so terribly enforced that even the simplest thing of wheelchair access is rare and badly done, so don't expect federal regulation to just take care of disabled folks

Tom Brady is only the Second Instar.
His beautiful pigskin coccoon will be used as the football in the last superbowl. Known to scholars as the super duper bowl

Tom Brady doesnt believe in pears and if you present him with one he'll slowly shake his head and chuckle and say "Nah? i dont think so"

Did you know that tom brady is kept in a styrofoam cooler with ice like a freshly caught fish whenever he's not on the field

Ah, the 12 apostles, the original New England Patriots

EA Sports voice (nintendo direct spoilers) 

KING K RULE ITS IN THE GAME

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