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Broke: gold is for first place because expensive

Woke: Bronze is for first place because tin is rare as shit

get rich quick scheme 

go to itch.io and type -1 million into the pwyw section

thinking of joining the Golden State Warriors as the designated dribbler

joke, carnivorey, 

elephant meat has a taste youll never forget

a philanthropic chimpanzee lawyer would defend you pro bonobo

phallic silhouette joke 

my boyfriend sent me this, theyre, not what i thought they would be...

theyre teeth from saw sharks

the smallest salamander genome is 5x the length of the human genome

food shitpost 

thinking about a vietnamese-mexican restaurant called Vietnachos

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