The cats have learned routine.

When I get up, they get fed.

When I get home from work, they get fed.

I don't know how to explain to them that when I get home from two hours of errands, that's not the same thing... and when I get up from a nap, it doesn't count...

So, now they're vulturing me and being very insistent that, despite my explanations, YES IT IS TIME TO FEED THE KITTIES!!

@JulieSqveakaroo as a cat in a previous incarnation I know this is incorrect. It is always time to feed the kitties and you must always travel with 1D6+1 whole fish and/or cat treats on your person at any time.

*nods affirmatively*

@KoBunny
@Doephin

I think one of my kitties is borked... they no like fishie smells and will not eat it.

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