Random D&D items, now with extra cursing
Ah, https://rexiconjesse.github.io/
I PUNCHED THAT MIMIC AND IT BELCHED OUT A FUCKING
FEY BANE SET OF THUMBSCREWS THAT DOUBLES YOUR TRAVELING SPEED WHENEVER IT IS MOST INCONVENIENT (GM DISCRETION)
A DUMBER, LESS ATTRACTIVE VERSION OF MYSELF MIGHT USE THAT…
"Fey Bane thumbscrews". Ow. Ow.