- medical, whining
It is now officially my birthday. I am starting it sitting on the toilet fighting back waves of nausea, weakness and chills as I wait for the Dr ordered constipation medicine to work its way down my empty guts to the now semi clogged pipes on the other end. The reason for the logjam is still ??? possibly diet, and my ass still hurts from the Dr. shoving his fingers in there.
Happy birthday to me.
- medical, whining
side note someone should mandate a training course for Drs. taught by someone familiar with anal sex.
Because "find hole and shove" is not the most ideal method for going up that pipe