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Did you know, that when a creature with fabricate enters the battlefield, you can create a servo, which is a 1/1 Artifact creature?

@Phorm Servos are not edible, which makes them a great low-calorie delivery option!

@Doephin

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@Phorm Thank you for subscribing to ServoFacts! The most common name for Servos is Eustace. This is the name by which they call themselves. The other races on Kaladesh do not typically acknowledge this nomenclature. ERROR! NON-CONSULATE APPROVED ENTRY!

Thank you for subscribing to GrubHub Facts! Did you know GrubHub refuses to use Servos are delivery bots, because they come with a free subscription to ServoFacts?

(OK I'm done now)

@Doephin

*Desperately flails about, and in a fit of last ditch panic, summons Elesh Norn, rendering all Servos null and void. . . And also herself.*

This is what I get for giving out my mobile number too often.

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