dream moon logic, violence 

Last night's dream contained a scene wherin I was calculating how many megatons were needed to blow up my childhood home but not the house next to it.

Yes, MEGATONS. Dream brain settled on "slightly less than five". And it featured houses getting blasted to dust so it's not like dream brain forgot what a megaton was for.

dream moon logic, violence 

@Doephin Ah, but these would be _vertical_ megatons. No danger to surrounding structures.

re: dream moon logic, violence 

@electrickeet apparently at 5 megatons they fall over then

dream moon logic, violence 

@Doephin

Ah, yes. The Lesser Spotted, or Herbaceous, Megaton. Much more docile and far less damaging than its better-known cousin.

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