ph (-) 

Today has become a day of Having A Gallstone, and may yet prove to be a day of No Longer Having A Gall Bladder.

ph (-) 

Today is to be the day of No Longer Having A Gall Bladder. They are to (I assume) yeet it into the sea, where squids will eat it.

ph (~+) 

it's out. this suuuuuucks but I've just traded a lot of pain now for no pain in the future.
also apparently over of the steps is to pump co2 in under the skin, which.... what.

ph (~+) 

@Soreth

That is so horny in a cartoon context and probably so super not horny in actuality.

ph (~+) 

@anthracite @Soreth it is the worst inflation scene ever. you're unconscious the entire time even!

and then they don't always deflate you all the way so the gas migrates into joints which is Not Ideal.

(Soreth has avoided this so far, fingers crossed)

ph (~+) 

@Doephin @anthracite If that happens I am going to go back and demand that they do this scene over again and properly too. My boobs aren't even bigger!

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