If you want to get engagement on a post, just make a typo on purpose. People will flock to correct you. Bonus points if it can coincidentally be interpreted as a dirty post.

That's how you get resluts.

@Phorm I read this on THREE PLATFORMS before I notice.

I feel like testing out the "overhead slam open bottle" technique right now..

@Doephin

I apologize for spamming you with it.

As compensation, I can offer you a very particular kind of bottle opening experience that I promise will help.

Sign in to participate in the conversation
Awoo Space

Awoo.space is a Mastodon instance where members can rely on a team of moderators to help resolve conflict, and limits federation with other instances using a specific access list to minimize abuse.

While mature content is allowed here, we strongly believe in being able to choose to engage with content on your own terms, so please make sure to put mature and potentially sensitive content behind the CW feature with enough description that people know what it's about.

Before signing up, please read our community guidelines. While it's a very broad swath of topics it covers, please do your best! We believe that as long as you're putting forth genuine effort to limit harm you might cause – even if you haven't read the document – you'll be okay!