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@seananmcguire I expect the designers of the gifts thought they'd be going To the mother in law not From

but from everything you'be posted about your mom this doesn't surprise me. So, weird but within her standard bounds of weird?

(he has different leashes for different outside and he knows which one is the dog park leash, he was nosing at it and watching expectantly)

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The dog slipped on snow while peeing in the backyard. The front porch is a skating rink, never mind the street

Dog: So, dog park?

bugs 

I'm normally fairly gentle with insects and such. leave me alone I leave you alone

Today for some reason a stinkbug flew into my robe

that I was wearing at the time

Yeah that one gets screwed. Not squashed see also stinkbug but it's staying under plastic til morning then getting tossed outside for a bird breakfast >.<

Transphobia, Dysphoria, (external) Suicide mention, Unpleasantness (-) 

@Phorm people insinuating that trans people are pedos are perhaps not the best ones to take advice from :)

consider also that that frantic campaign is because they're *losing* the whole shaping reality thing in favor of well actual reality.

re: Implied TF 

@ShezHsky "you'll be mandatory taken care of" works juuust fine for an SCP, yes :D very nice

Shame the fine print on that warning text is probably too close as well. "shame"

@wing That's actually a new one on me, rare! Mind sharing the song title?

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Hummingfox

A REAL oldy for me, I don't paint this way anymore but it is still a piece very dear to me. I was in the flow with this one :)

#Art #MastoArt #furry #creatureart #fantasycreature #cuteart #Natureart #anthro

@jollysea The dailys aren't harder per se just chaotic. Some of the modifiers do make things harder, some (sealed and draft especially) a lot easier. Usually it's one easier, one that could be either, one harder

year in review (cw: all caps, long) 

@Soreth @mawr "may next year at least downgrade to lower case" is an odd blessing but feels appropriate:)

@KovuCougar your instance url /about usually works- meow.social/about

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Metroid Prime full screen static effect texture would require too much memory and GameCube only had 24MB. solution?
texture is generated using the current RAM data which is the game running itself, and it looks like noise. #gamedev

re: Elon Musk 

@jadedfox Oh, it is. All his polls are pointless keyboard wankery

but him losing so many is still funny

re: dream moon logic, violence 

@electrickeet apparently at 5 megatons they fall over then

dream moon logic, violence 

Last night's dream contained a scene wherin I was calculating how many megatons were needed to blow up my childhood home but not the house next to it.

Yes, MEGATONS. Dream brain settled on "slightly less than five". And it featured houses getting blasted to dust so it's not like dream brain forgot what a megaton was for.

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Oh, wow, Tom Lehrer has released all of his songs into the public domain. Apparently also his website will shut down "at some date in the not too distant future" so now's a good time to download directly.

"In short, I no longer retain any rights to any of my songs.
So help yourselves, and don’t send me any money."

tomlehrersongs.com/

@kootenay yeesh, day really despises you apparently. Hope it resolves quickly

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