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@Soreth *eats parts of burrito, fuses with infinite, comes down* "Ooh burrito!" *repeat*

@Soreth "What did I tell you about using saliva as a rice spice?"

Is the Snow stuff in magic ever actually...relevant? Seems like either you have Snow lands, and therefore run Snow lands, or you don't and don't care either way.

Parker is getting a hamburger tonight because it fell on the floor.

Except it's not his dinner time yet so the burger is in his bowl which- SCANDAL- isn't on the floor

He's quietly going mad :D

(also the cast for the original was so good that anything new is probably a bit cursed to start with)

thewrap.com/babylon-5-reboot-o

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Today's monkey paw:

Babylon 5 is getting a reboot

...on the CW, known mostly for low budget teen dramas and superhero shows that turn into low budget teen dramas

COVID, Idaho, travel warning and WTF 

Not that anyone should be doing a ton of traveling to areas with big outbreaks right now anyway but *do not go to Idaho*.

Their health system is so fucked they have issued a UNIVERSAL Do Not Resuscitate for all hospital patients. If your heart stops or you stop breathing, for any reason, sucks to be you. No CPR.

apnews.com/article/business-he

This is the cost of antivaxxers and Trumpists who refuse to take the most basic of precautions and sometimes actively encourage spread.

I think someone is trying to found the UAC ahead of schedule :P

"Astronaut blood can be used to make concrete on Mars, scientists say"

globalnews.ca/news/8191909/ast

Today is Parker's birthday! ish. day we adopted him :)

Soreth got him some lamb treats. He approves...and had his front legs on the fireplace mantel vainly trying to get to the top railing to steal the rest :D

It's time for :blobopenmouth: Name That Song! 🎉 

@mawr hilariously I know exactly what song this is and it started playing that bit in my head

but can I remember anything else? NOPE

@balloonpup Very polished indeed :D Artist page link please?

Something I hadn't noticed about Fury Road before 

Unrelatedly I love all the people online who bitched about the "CG" at the end where the wheel flies into the camera.

All practical effects!

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Something I hadn't noticed about Fury Road before 

Max hallucinates all throughout, seeing people he failed to save. Near the end they save his life, when a girl raises her hand at him. He flinces, and his hand stops a crossbow bolt.

but I just noticed that appears earlier! he gets the same hallucination midway in. right after, just a split second, there's the dude who shoots at him later

Max is getting visions of the future!

...mixed with really bad PTSD hallucinations. So you know mixed bag

@aradinfinity almost certainly. There are a *lot* of bands that sound very similar that produced maybe a couple records then...nothing.

@anthracite Tell them you're being nice, because Jesus used a whip.

NFPA Kink Diamond Evolution, Birdsite Link 

@krinndnz @Phorm Getting useful data for that sounds...tricky :)

NFPA Kink Diamond Evolution, Birdsite Link 

@Phorm @krinndnz I think this works better as a joke than an actual system unfortunately.

for example the squick label
Telling someone "there's a kink in this that squicks a lot of people" isn't helpful for telling them whether it would squick them

and then the entire section is very subjective anyway. does "squick a lot of people" mean "the general public"? "people who often use this site"? "people who use our rating system"?

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