doephin @Doephin@awoo.space

I want a big book that's just 1000 pages of alternating

You do not understand biology you're just a bigot

and

Phenotypes! look it up!

mostly the second one really

@Phorm thie is bonus stupid considering where you work

@jacel Have a bagel

No body chicken does not belong in the sinuses.

Well that's an intersting Firefox / Windows? bug. PC goes down due to brownout, when power comes back I restart and...I've been logged out of here, Twitter, Google, etc. But not the Factorio mod portal, so it didn't wipe my cookies or something..

@balloonpup so squish firmly and cover in ketchup got it

@Soreth @jacel She's often inflatable. You haven't heard of the "let a bunch of air out to sneak through a right spot" trick?

I swear this hold system is designed to make you hang up. Interrupted every 16 seconds (yes I timed it) with "we're sorry please hold on"

A jay scremed a few times, then flew over to the gutter of the house.

A few minutes later after I *didn't* move to give peanuts, they flew back, landed on the gutter again then stuck their head down to stare at me through the window.

"Hello is drive through open?"

@Soreth go for it

Mage who's life work is to design a spell such that you can only be disabled in *one* way. Whatever goes wrong after the first problem just heals immediately.

The mage before him exploded trying to make a spell to prevent lasting injury, so he figures this might be safer?

appointment five weeks out. This is Baby's first cancer, it's probably fine, but I still want to reach out and choke all the people who made cracks about the US system having such a shorter wait time for stuff :P

@switch vaccine booster. redoable but still annoying

annnd slept through an appointment. damnit

"We will call you to schedule" is seriously the worst way to do it, clinics.

@Phorm he needs to get better at scene negotiation then

Cleric of Whatever

Drone TF except they're just making you a drone to use you as a bot in a factory game

@Phorm Well that's bullshit. Continuity of care is *supposed* to be a thing.

Endos aren't your only option, just in case you didn't know. Planned Parenthood does it in many places, trans familiar general docs will, etc

@Phorm @Soreth Different DAYS