doephin @Doephin@awoo.space

Random effect of movie watching: I have to suppress the urge to say "fuck you Mars" every time I finish drinking from a drink bottle

no coyote I did not need a dawn alarm clock today thank you

Necromancer who doesn't check how their target was burried so they're followed around by a pile of rolling dust.

(I like xkcd but that particular thing has always annoyed me)

Had a thought of a social media site that allows you to send the same post out in multiple languages, for outreach stuff and heavily bilingual communities.

and then I realized like xkcd and alt text 99% of it would be another post in English as a joke

I want a big book that's just 1000 pages of alternating

You do not understand biology you're just a bigot

and

Phenotypes! look it up!

mostly the second one really

No body chicken does not belong in the sinuses.

Well that's an intersting Firefox / Windows? bug. PC goes down due to brownout, when power comes back I restart and...I've been logged out of here, Twitter, Google, etc. But not the Factorio mod portal, so it didn't wipe my cookies or something..

I swear this hold system is designed to make you hang up. Interrupted every 16 seconds (yes I timed it) with "we're sorry please hold on"

A jay scremed a few times, then flew over to the gutter of the house.

A few minutes later after I *didn't* move to give peanuts, they flew back, landed on the gutter again then stuck their head down to stare at me through the window.

"Hello is drive through open?"

Mage who's life work is to design a spell such that you can only be disabled in *one* way. Whatever goes wrong after the first problem just heals immediately.

The mage before him exploded trying to make a spell to prevent lasting injury, so he figures this might be safer?

appointment five weeks out. This is Baby's first cancer, it's probably fine, but I still want to reach out and choke all the people who made cracks about the US system having such a shorter wait time for stuff :P

annnd slept through an appointment. damnit

"We will call you to schedule" is seriously the worst way to do it, clinics.

Cleric of Whatever

Drone TF except they're just making you a drone to use you as a bot in a factory game

The boundaries of zip codes are public. So stand in just the right spot lean just so and you can honestly say

"My tits are so big they're in a different zip code than the rest of me"

Mom's gonna lose her shit though. This killed one of her brothers.

Though that case was a very, very weird one which probably ended up in a medical journal.

So they didn't put it into the system to avoid freaking me out, calling instead.

A. Hi my body, my data
B. this caused phone tag which was INFINITELY MORE STRESSFUL than the result could possibly have been

Yes even if it was melanoma! Which it is! I just get cheese gratered of doom surgery on it, it's *fine*, this is horror movie rules medical office- not knowing is always worse.

I know everyone is overworked but waiting for almost a week and still not hearing anything is annoying.

I would like to know if that biopsy was skin cancer or not plz :/