silly morning musing, tits 

The boundaries of zip codes are public. So stand in just the right spot lean just so and you can honestly say

"My tits are so big they're in a different zip code than the rest of me"

silly morning musing, tits 

@Doephin

I believe that would apply to four-corners, as well, so you could literally be standing at a place where your tits were big enough to be in 4 states at once.

re: silly morning musing, tits 

@Doephin I volunteer @Phorm for further testing to see how many zip codes we can do this across.

re: silly morning musing, tits 

@Soreth @Doephin

*Cracks her knuckles and stretches her neck from side to side*

Let's see if we can get tits into different TIME zones!

re: silly morning musing, tits 

@Phorm @Soreth Different DAYS

re: silly morning musing, tits 

@Doephin @Soreth

"Ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to sit down while the plane is in motion and the seatbelt si-"

"THIS IS MY ONE CHANCE, WE'RE ABOUT TO CROSS THE INTERNATIONAL DATE LINE."

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