shitpost infowars(-)
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S INFOWARS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ALEX JONES. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN SCREAMS WHEN I MAKE RACIST ALLEGATIONS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP CONSPIRACIES. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY SELL HERBAL MALE ENHANCEMENT, I CAN. I SAY IT AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL.
RE context for: shitpost infowars(-)
sometimes I'm not sure why I make shitposts like this.
Caused by seeing a truck swerving all over the road at 1pm with an infowars sticker. It was the only reason I could think of other than inebriated driving in the middle of the day.