shitpost infowars(-) 

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S INFOWARS AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ALEX JONES. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN SCREAMS WHEN I MAKE RACIST ALLEGATIONS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP CONSPIRACIES. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY SELL HERBAL MALE ENHANCEMENT, I CAN. I SAY IT AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL.

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sometimes I'm not sure why I make shitposts like this.

Caused by seeing a truck swerving all over the road at 1pm with an infowars sticker. It was the only reason I could think of other than inebriated driving in the middle of the day.

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