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re: I am now aware Kazooie is a girl 

Just to hopefully not have more people need to point it out <3

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THIS BEING SAID, the Switch does seem to actually have some good games, I dunno, I might need to get one of my own once I'm not living in an apartment containing 2 already.

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:heart_pride:​ I would like to have no gender
🇺🇸 No, you must have a gender
:heart_pride:​ Fine, I would like to form a corporation
🇺🇸 Okay
:heart_pride:​ This corporation will represent me in all things
🇺🇸 Okay
:heart_pride:​ This corporation has no gender
🇺🇸 Wait-

trashpost lewd invitation 

Heck me up inside;
Heck me up inside;
Call me names and heecck me in the dark;
Bid my blush to rise;
Before I cum.

So admission:
I never have owned a nintedo console other than a second hand grey brick from my older sister.

Sometimes I'm sad I don't have the kind of nostalgia people do the old titles.

But no, I get to intstead trashpost about the fact DK, Banjo and Crash Bandicoot are all the same fucking dude in different outfits.

DK PUT ON SOME PANTS YOU MONSTER

re: New smash cahracter trashpost 

@Felthry Oh! I was getting a very Woody the woodpecker design vibe

re: New smash cahracter trashpost 

I don't understand this new Crash Bandicoot lore. When did Aku Aku become a bird?

(Never played a crash game, so I dunno)

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New smash cahracter trashpost 

Kazooie, and his stead/occasional abuser Banjo.

(For serious though, Kazooie looks like he does most of the attacks? I never played the games, is this like... on point?)

re: Nintendo E3, Zelda theory 

@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online OH!

OoT is actually the only LoZ gave I've ever played so I never looked into early dev on it

re: Nintendo E3, Zelda theory 

@GlitterDisaster@snouts.online isn't that a Mario 64 thing?

Me: Make your own furry ahegao shirt.

Me: ...........but that work tho!

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Me: I want one of those super trashy ahegao hoodies.

Me: I want to be sure the art ON said hoodie is actually being used with permission of the original artist.

re: wholesome queers with birds 

You: but kos, you're single
Me: 40-60 years, my friend.

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wholesome queers with birds 

Me + one of my many very queer highly lesbian polycule + 40-60 years:

i.imgur.com/xykTKCO.gifv

Depression writing, DnD stuff 

So you ever like, have something you NEED to make or else depression eats at you?

Yeah same. My OLD DnD (Pathfinder actually) monster slayer turned demonic dragon creature was wanting attention.

I feel even more depressed after finishing it but hey, here you go.

docs.google.com/document/d/1C7

re: grs trashpost 

@minty_da @fluxom_alt @irisjaycomics @hierarchon I'm still too busy thinking about the kind of shitty edge-techno an installer for bootlegged early 00s gender would be like.

Me: Well, I've slept like complete garbage for the last 3 days now. Kinda eh mood, let's see some cute pokemon lewds I guess.

Birdsite: rainbow capitalism, people bothsidesing to defend fash, "pick up your trash" after an emergency cancels a parade.

Me: Cool. Cool. Cool and good and cool. Cool.

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