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"Brooo-"

"I said don't fucking do that!" He snapped, trying to look at anything -ANYTHING- other than his friend right now.

"Sorry just, I've neve-"

"We agreed, God damn it dude!" He never thought it would come to this, but the witch's curse was very clear. Jeff had to cum by midnight, or he'd die.

Of course she had to also make his arms not work.

"G-greg, thanks dude. You're saving my li-iii--ife!"

Greg just kept pumping, determination on his face as he found just the right spot on the wall to stare at that he could focus more on his task.

"Fuck, dude! N-N... No hommmooooooooo!"
Jeff's curse was lifted.

They brofisted, after Greg used more soap on his hand than he'd ever used before. Resuming their beers and Call of Duty night.

@skinscalessteam oh but there's no cool robot arm guns or magic. Just the dumpster capitalism. <_<

BTW:

Utes are now
Ditzmobiles.

And I want one (still)

Musk and Bezos are in a race to see who can make the world be Shadowrun the fastest.

Without empowering punks, of course.

@fillertrack good luck punching that piece of shit back onto the road <_<

@fillertrack still probably safer factory conditions building all 3 of those instead of one tesla.

Same tho

I... I can't see a single lie in this.

@pillowcat trying

*glances at 99% finished KorpsFic*
*glances at mutliple untouched comic plans*
*glances at 2 twine gaames, unfinished*
*glances at plans of a tarot deck*
*glances at picrew thingy*
*glances at return of poor sleep from stress and anxiety*

.....yeah I can start a new project <_<

@trashyfins@chomp.life Jwordan. (Jean Sword'n)

@trashyfins@chomp.life Jordan Peeled

@Balina at some level I feel bad that I've been catching chunks of Let's Plays of the game... but I don't own any console it's on and I morally object to the Epic Gamestore <_<;

"Welcome to your Doritos Cataclysm, hero."
~ @Electrum