➡️ @Draekos@yiff.life @Draekos@awoo.space

"You're the pompadore kid, they'll finger you as soon as they see you."

We have faked entry, we stole the beef, we stunned the yakuza samuri who showed up to stop us.

And now running an amazing con of being the horrified new guys in the shadow of the pros.

Kinda shouting a repeat of "THE YAKUZA THO" and generally being whiny about being blamed for the crime we absolutely committed.

Where do I even start.

-We need to steal some beef
-From a music studio?
-We decided to fake a band to get in??
-We need multiple runs to get a passable cover
-Johny rolled a 13 on drums. 13 hits. Fucking masterful.
-Josey and the Pussy cats are here and also shadowrun investigators.

"You.
I am naked.
Fetch me a mustache"
later
"Would you like the -sexy- duplicitous dragon domestic drone?"

Exactly 2 hours and 45 minutes into session 1:

The robot character has uttered the phrase "Disgusting Meatbags"

"NO YOU DON'T NEED TO ROLL!

A tactical strap-on will not help in you business meeting!"

@DaisyHead Joker clearly knows exactly what to do with that tail of his

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @Earthshine
Chomp me mommy

@Earthshine first 60 seconds of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv6hBhcUrzc should just about cover it.

Wait.

Being straight is a fetish and it's boring.

Straights shouldn't be allowed to be horny. They only use it for boring breeding fetish content.

Step up your fetish game.

SERIOUSLY THO

Same Energy

Me: The Batman-TMNT cross over is horny.

Rommates: what?

Me: [puts on scene from the movie]

Them: Not everyone is into TF.
Others of them: ??? This isn't sex???

Me: Say that to joker's coils.

@loki holy butts that is a POWERFUL look! Pardon me while I swoon over elf things

@Motodrachen ..........fuck that's a good point! DIG OUT THE SNEP!

*rubs chin* may...maybe I am more of a kobold than a full dragon with how muc-

*head pushed into dragoness lap*

@nyamelia oh I mean, same, I did a load of laundry.

Last night.
Basket is still full next to my luggage.