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Looking for help re: new headset.

So my bird has destroyed the wire running to the right speaker in my headset. So rip me, guess I only have left audio now.

Anyone have a suggestion for a headset, no mic needed, that has internal wiring?

re: Very serious DnD question, drug and fetish mention, 

@Motodrachen I mean, yes?

re: Very serious DnD question, drug and fetish mention, 

@Motodrachen but is inhalation a form of vore?

re: Very serious DnD question, drug and fetish mention, 

@Motodrachen again? No. This was a VERY serious discussion.

DnD update. 

"I touch my rod to the fiend and imagine myself inside them."

and this killed one of the other players.

Very serious DnD question, drug and fetish mention, 

So follow me on this.

If a Kobold was made of Cocane, a Cok'bold if you will.

If a dragon snorted this coke would that be nasal vore????

@sashahamilton yeah they sense electric current through glands up in the nose I understand? So it's the same sort of responce as like, scratching behind a dogs ear or similar.

re: selfie, eye contact, plushies 

@behold3r
how dare you keep these shark snugs just to yourself!

Super cute tho! Also, the plush is good and I need another one. Left my old one with my ex who was really attached to it <_<

okay, maybe I'd need to wear a thick shirt or something while doing it. fine.

But like, LET ME SNUG THIS SHARK AND RUB THAT SNOOT

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I want to hug a shark.

Like, there's several sharksonas (and the people they're connected to) I want to hug

But also like the actual animal?

LET ME HUG A SHARK YOU COWARDS

Thank you @Draekos you're a great friend. I tear up when I look at this, but in a good way.

"You gotta clean your Henry."
~ @Beth_Roach (on Kingdom Come: Deliverance)

productivity and brains ( - ) 

Shower me: "fuck I should go work on some art when I get out of here."
Desk me: "How about instead we stare at a wall and think about that super late night shadow run game and lose all interest in even touching a pen"

....fuck.

A beautiful line 

Insurance fraud, shadorun style:

"So. The building burnt down by an act of god, are we agreed?"

[general agreement, the building is still in tact]

"Then you may call me god." *throws match into the kitchen*

In hindsight, Shadowrun Update 

I'm still baffled that worked. They even knew the model of hound drones I had used for the heist.

Drones I'd never said I'd returned to my car.

It's a good fucking thing those weren't noticed just hanging out in scene.

Shadowrun Update 

"Are you actually freaking out in character, or is she faking it?"

"I DON'T KNOW?! I'm still high on Jazz for the next 30 minutes!!!"

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