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ACAB 

@efi ew. Fucking ew. Get out of here assholes. Thats the TSA's job and either get rid of the dogs at the end it the fucking invasive scans at the start.

ACAB 

Hey why the fuck do people make dogs into cops and why are there 2 of them in arrival pick up right now?

Something you never like to hear a pilot say 

It took 3 tries and wow, that third landing was one hell of a bump.

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Something you never like to hear a pilot say 

"we're optimistic that we'll be able to get in on the next approach."

Even Florida's skies are attempting to repulse me.

Did you know aunt annie's does powdered sugar pretzels? It reminded me of my homeland snack of beavertails.... And probably had more sugar than the rest of this weekend's food combined.

Me, a pleb:
G-Girls!!!
You, an intellectual:
Girlsbian.

sfw furry art 

@azushark absolutely shaped like a friend

Airports. 

Looking at cute girls and thinking abiut making out with them, or maybe their butts because MOOD.

Also trying to ignore the hets talking about their kids.

Please enjoy this photo of my butt because I wanna show off my new underwear. 

@loki h-hello hi uh hi. Hello yes very good panties

Sky update 

@deejvalen oh no, just bad puns and "ohgood we made it... Wait I'm not supposed to say that."

Sky update 

On the ground to rest wings before leg 2 of the flight. Flight crew has been a whole pile of jokers

Very sleepy, very early car conversation 

"slarp"
Is it Sleepy LARP
or Sex-LARP?

@Electrum and I can't decide.

re: Dumb, kink, but now it's kinda flirting? 

@Fuego I don't know if I love or hate that you replied to this horrible post instead of my whole one I @'ed you with.

BUT yes, that panel was a lot of fun and I hope we get more chances to chat! You're super cool

Violent kink shaming (joke) 

Glancing up to see @Electrum watched me type that.

After a long silence.
"I don't like you."

I guess she just likes being prey then???? :shrug:

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