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Trash of Thrones. 

A penguin with the face of Linux Baratheon

re: fuck florida. (car mechanic input welcome) 

I know jack shit about cars tbh. Anything I can check before getting it towed to a mechanic?

Also any estimates on how much that mechanic should cost me so I don't get shafted?

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fuck florida. 

So.
2 days ago, was out, monsune season. forgot that the apartment complex's parkinglot is a fucking pool because their stormdrains DO NOT work.

My buildings on the other side of the lake. Was not cautious enough to just park this side of the water.

Too cautious to not plow through and I think I flooded my engine. Tried to start my car today and it just clicked once, very VERY unhappy <_<

witch me up inside
witch me up inside
witch my name and witch me in the wiiiitch

re: Birdsite ( - ) 

why do I even fucking use that site anymore?

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Birdsite ( - ) 

Me: huh maybe the people defending 2077's general bigoted content problem have perhaps accepted that maybe victims of hatred shouldn't feel attacked when that hatred is echoed in medi-

Twitter: [ALSO WE DON'T BAN ACTUALLY HARASSMENT OF TRANS PEOPLE BY SOMEONE WITH A RAINBOW SWASTIKA ICON]

Me: K.

re: angry queer hot take 

guh maybe getting a piercing while also in the middle of a multi-day moodswingy bullshit state was a bad call?

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angry queer hot take 

I mean, probably not a hugely hot take but I'm having one of THOSE mornings <_<

re: Gender and cyberpunk rpgs (+, I promise) 

"But Kos, that's not punk!"

Fuck you it's 2019. Being wholesomely into self care and supporting that in others is Punk now.

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Gender and cyberpunk rpgs (+, I promise) 

A cyberpunk game where instead of transhumanism making you less a person, combating your dysphoria makes you more a person.

fresh pierching selfie 

my only regret is that now I need to sit around with a headset playing a VULCAN while awash with adrenaline and vague hornt <_<

Promoting an Indie Game: Skate Bird! 🏂🐦 

Hay frens!! A friend of mine is making a really awesome game and just launched the Kickstarter for it! If you like birds and enjoyed Tony Hawk style skateboard games, this one's totally up your alley. ❤️

kickstarter.com/projects/megan

re: I am now aware Kazooie is a girl 

Just to hopefully not have more people need to point it out <3

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THIS BEING SAID, the Switch does seem to actually have some good games, I dunno, I might need to get one of my own once I'm not living in an apartment containing 2 already.

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:heart_pride:​ I would like to have no gender
🇺🇸 No, you must have a gender
:heart_pride:​ Fine, I would like to form a corporation
🇺🇸 Okay
:heart_pride:​ This corporation will represent me in all things
🇺🇸 Okay
:heart_pride:​ This corporation has no gender
🇺🇸 Wait-

trashpost lewd invitation 

Heck me up inside;
Heck me up inside;
Call me names and heecck me in the dark;
Bid my blush to rise;
Before I cum.

So admission:
I never have owned a nintedo console other than a second hand grey brick from my older sister.

Sometimes I'm sad I don't have the kind of nostalgia people do the old titles.

But no, I get to intstead trashpost about the fact DK, Banjo and Crash Bandicoot are all the same fucking dude in different outfits.

DK PUT ON SOME PANTS YOU MONSTER

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