Shit pony and bird say, LoZ:ALttP edition.
Whilst playing a randomized (Retro mode) Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past run with @orrery in audience:
Me: "Gonna buy some keys."
Them: "Support your local businesses."
Me: "Hyrule Keymakers Union #546."
Them: "It's a good job. But dangerous, you know. Someone has to fill all those chests."