How to get the Electric Keet experience from social media. (second person, implied mh)
1) Decide whose posts you want to see.
2) Follow most of them, and a few other interesting-looking folks.
3) Fret about who you might have missed.
4) Read posts that vaguely align with your hobby interests; respond with paragraphs of minute trivia.
5) Read close friends' posts that resonate deeply in philosophical and personal ways and absolutely beg for insight or comfort; respond by clicking the little star.
6) Via mobile device, read posts that seem very interesting but require audio or long-form reading, then punt them to a "read later" list for when you're at a less mobile device.
7) Never go through those "read later" posts. There are more posts to read.
8) Continue to fret.
9) Get a bit of courage to type a little about your current interests, mood, thoughts, or environment.
10) Get discouraged halfway through when it doesn't come out right and you're not sure what CW to put on it anyway.
10b) ...unless the Adderall's kicked in!
11) Keep on fretting.
12) Refresh feed.
13) GOTO 3
