Keanu Reeves. (cw: Keanu Reeves.)
"The worst thing you can say about Keanu is that his English accent from 25 years ago is unconvincing."
"Maybe he's gotten better at it. He could walk down the street and say something and others would respond with, 'Hey, you're like an English Keanu Reeves!'"
"We could make a live action remake of Yellow Submarine but Keanu plays all four of the Beatles."
"Whoa."