@xinjinmeng You know the quote. "When the going gets rough, the weird turn pro." We have so many years of experience!
@xinjinmeng Truth is, I'm ill-equipped for both of those. I'll have to be some other sort of professional. Is there some form of certification for being a unicorn? Heck, is there a union I should be paying dues to?
@ElectricKeet
Alas, it's not 'pro' as in 'professional sports contract', it's 'pro' as in 'prostitute'.