Ooh, here's a good one from the TOS at https://www.virtru.com/terms-of-service/ :
2.2 Restrictions. You shall not, without the prior written consent of Virtru:
[...]
(g) perform, or release the results of, benchmark tests or other comparisons of the Materials or Virtru Basic Services with other programs or services
*laughs* So you can't even compare it to others to see who sucks worst.
Oops, I think I violated 2.2(d) just by quoting that bit. *snickers*