microwave chip bag instructions
okay so get a small chip bag of the metallized plastic variety (small as in the size they sell at sandwich shops), empty it out (presumably eat the contents, but this step is not required and you can do something else with the contents if you so desire), then just stick it in the microwave, centered as well as you can (as long as it doesn't touch the walls of the microwave there's no risk of damage) and turn on the microwave for 10-15 seconds, and enjoy the show