modular, weird, silly
Why do people always run away when I tell them I want to take their heads off? :<
modular, weird, silly
@Felthry They're probably mishearing you as wanting to chew their heads off. Maybe reassure people by smiling widely and showing you left your teeth at home today?
If that doesn't work, you can try something without confounding idioms first. Take their legs off and almost none of them will run away at the later stage.
modular, weird, silly
@Felthry Well, where are they meant to keep their bodies in the meantime?