"survival tips: how to start a fire when you're lost in the woods with only a paperclip, a piece of string, and an acetylene torch"
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"what do you mean no one takes an acetylene torch with them when hiking"
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@Felthry "If you don't have a torch available for whatever reason, and you made sure to be in good standing with Marbor the Smouldering, you can usually call in a favour from him and receive his blessed flames. Just remember to treat any divine gift with an appropriate level of respect and appreciation.
If that is also not an option, you can always fall back on striking a deal with the damned gods, exchanging a child you've brought along or procured for the fire."
the real joke here is that we don't know anything about hiking stuff and for all I know a small torch might be a common piece of hiking equipment so I don't even know if this joke actually works or not